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CHI RHO CONNECTION

The eNewsletter of Chi Rho Press,
Your LGBT Christian Publishing House

Vol. VI, No. 17
15 October 2005

 

Contents:

1.  2006 Liturgical Calendar

2.  WWJD?

3.  From the Editor's Cave

4.  Have you read "An Alien in a Foreign Land"?

5.  "The Journey is Our Home:" Sharing Our Faith Journeys.  On Grieving, by Chava Redonnet

6.  "Christian with a Twist"

7.  Sanctoral Cycle

8.  Adam's Last Word

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This issue's Quote: 

"The thought of everyone lolling about in an emotionally satisfying faith is repugnant to me."

Flannery O’Connor 

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1.  2006 Liturgical Calendar

The 2006 Liturgical Calendar is now available!

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The 2006 Liturgical Calendar and Lectionary is 11.95 each, $9.50 each for six or more copies, plus shipping and handling. 

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2.  WWJD? 

[Editor's Note:  Gleaned from the Internet with no attribution.] 

Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"  But the initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?" 

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." 

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.  The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." 

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." 

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it.  As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord." 

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." 

Joshua drove a Triumph with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land".  And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord." 

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3.  From the Editor's Cave

By Adam DeBaugh 

[This article is adapted from the first of a series published in "Epi-Grams," the newsletter of the health studies area of Westat.  Adam is the editor of "Epi-Grams."] 

"Do you know the difference between a terrorist and an editor?  You can negotiate with a terrorist." 

Seven years ago, on April 2, 1998, I started working for Westat, my secular job, a statistical research company in Rockville, Maryland.  Imagine my shock and surprise when I discovered that I was a "word guy" in a company full of "numbers people."  Since my second job is running Chi Rho Press, a small GLBT Christian publishing house, I have spent most of my life writing, editing, and publishing in one form or another.  I come by the moniker "word guy" honestly and carry it proudly; along with the title "curmudgeon."  Being an editor is rather synonymous with being a curmudgeon – ask any of our authors!  And refer to the quote above. 

Let me tell you, being a word guy at Westat isn't always pretty!  Westat has some of the most brilliant and gifted people with whom I have ever been privileged to work.  But, oh my!  Some of them were obviously playing with their computers or dreaming about epidemiology when they should have been paying attention in English class!  Of course, it isn't just Westat.  We are living in an increasingly illiterate society.  People don't read as much as they used to.  And people certainly have gotten out of the habit of writing intelligible sentences in Standard English. 

Now I know that some of you are already scouring this article for grammatical and spelling errors, in order to write self-defensive little screeds, gleefully pointing out my errors.  And I have no doubt you will find some!  Such letters will not be ignored.  They will be posted in a prominent place reserved for churlish termagants whose insecurities are legion.  The writers of such epistles will be held up to merciless ridicule and showered with contempt, as the insignificant moral ciphers you are.  Please refer again to the quote at the beginning of this article. 

May we venture forth into the brave old world of Standard English?  I shall endeavor to report on a few of the most egregious common mistakes I encounter.  Feel free to write with your own grammar questions. 

Serial commas.  <sigh>  The Chi Rho Press style book uses the Oxford comma, an optional comma before the word "and" at the end of a list, as in "we design charts, tables, and forms."  It is called this because it is commonly used at the Oxford University Press.  Some were brought up with the erroneous rule against putting punctuation marks before "and," but this is a fallacy (one grammarian commentator dismisses it as a "superstition"). 

If your list contains elements which themselves have commas, then the semi-colon replaces the comma between list elements, except for after the penultimate item and a comma precedes the "and."  Hence, a long list might read, "Record the date the center discovered that the ineligible individual was randomized; the date the protocol violation occurred, which is the date the individual was randomized; the reason the individual was not eligible for the study at the time of randomization, and the method of discovery."  There are four things in the list, the second one having two clauses separated by a comma.  Therefore the semi-colon is used to separate the items in the list, and a comma follows the penultimate item. 

Percent is one word.  Yes, yes.  Per cent as two words as an acceptable alternative.  But "percent" is the preferred spelling. 

Numbers between one and ten (sometimes up to twelve) are spelled out, above ten or twelve numerals are used.  The obvious exceptions are dates and money when the dollar sign precedes the number, and the rule is for prose, not in tables, lists, or charts where numerals are used. 

E-mail is always hyphenated. 

Internet is always capitalized. 

Web site, capital W, small s.  Likewise, Web-based is correct. 

Follow-up as a noun is hyphenated.  "We will do the follow-up on the response to forms."

Follow up as a verb is not hyphenated.  "We will follow up on the response to forms." 

Use your dictionary. 

Use your Thesaurus.  No, a Thesaurus is not an extinct breed of dinosaur.  It is a compendium of synonyms and can be quite useful when you find yourself using the same word over and over again.  In Word, highlight the word you want to replace and hit Shift F7, and the pretty decent Thesaurus will pop up.  (Selecting the word "replace" in the previous sentence yielded the alternative words, for the meaning "substitute:" swap, trade, change, use instead, exchange, switch, interchange, take the place of, and supplant; and for the meaning "put back:" restore, return, and reinstate.) 

Emoticons, abbreviations, and other abominations from the Internet.  How r u?  C U soon.  GTG.  LOL.  LMAO.  ROFL.  TTYL.  Yes, yes, it's trendy, it's hip, it's cool (or kool or kewl) but it does not pass muster as intelligent discourse.  I have had entire conversations with my 25 year old son Patrick in which he used not a single actual word!  As an editor, I know that the English language is constantly evolving.  But not all evolutions are worthy of linguistic Darwinism. 

And those interminably cute and devastatingly annoying little smiley faces – it used to be that you had to turn your head sideways to make sense of them (if they can be said to make any sense at all!).  They looked like this :-) but now, Bill Gates (aka, The Devil) conveniently converts those three things (colon, dash, end parenthesis) into a little icon:  J.  It's all too annoying. 

Finally, "at the end of the day."  What?  Who invented this meaningless phrase?  Why do I hear it on NPR at least thrice on the brief ride home?  In my other life, my most often used editorial mark is FAC, Find Another Cliché.  So please.  Find another cliché. 

Here endeth the lesson.  And the day! 

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4.  Have you read "An Alien in a Foreign Land"? 

"An Alien In a Foreign Land" by the Rev. Jimmy Brock.  Spiral bound, $9.95 each, six or more copies for $8.45 each. 

Eleven sermons first preached at Joy MCC, Orlando, FL, where the late Rev. Brock pastored, which are excellent for personal or corporate devotions, the basis for Christian education classes, Bible studies, discussion groups, a guide in private meditation, or for membership classes.  This is a wonderful memorial by a gifted pastor who was one of the UFMCC's best preachers and whose passing was mourned by many. 

$9.95 each, six or more copies for $8.45 each plus shipping and handling. 

See and order this wonderful book on our Web site at http://www.chirhopress.com/products/product_details/BookRevAnAlienInAForeignLand.htm   

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5.  "The Journey is Our Home:" Sharing Our Faith Journeys.  On Grieving, by Chava Redonnet 

[Chava Redonnet has been a member of the Spiritus Christi community in Rochester, NY, USA, for twenty-five years.  Now on a very slow path to priesthood as a divinity student at Colgate Rochester Crozer Divinity School in Rochester, she answers her call to ministry in the present in part through her writing.  She is also the mother of three.  Her middle daughter came out as a lesbian about a year ago, a process that was made easier by the love and welcome she found at Spiritus (would that all gay teenagers had such a parish to welcome them!).] 

We welcome Chava and thank her for sharing her faith journey on grieving. 

My former Mother-in-law died over the weekend: we got the call while driving to church on Sunday morning.   

I didn't expect to be touched by this death, as we were never close.  I saw it as a matter of supporting my children as they grieved the loss of their grandmother.  Yesterday morning, however, I found myself in tears twice over small things, and once snapped at somebody, and had to ask myself what was going on. 

Maybe it's because we are one, and pain for any one of us touches all of us.  Maybe. 

Or maybe it's that my own mother died almost three years ago, and this brings up the grief for my mom that, although no longer a part of the air I breathe daily, will always be there, ready to rise up again to be my unexpected companion. 

I had forgotten the way that grief gets into your bones.  It's been about ten months now since I really felt myself past it, since I felt normal again.  Grief becomes a part of your personality for a while, part of your emotional make-up.  Whatever else happens in your life gets touched and colored by this sticky layer of grief in your soul. 

It's a physical feeling.  As I write, now, I can feel it in my arms, in my Stomach, it's not like the weight of sadness, it's just there, tar and gravel under your skin.  A strange feeling that walks around with you all the time and sometimes makes you sad or irritable or needy or selfish or just behaving in ways you don't even recognize in yourself...or, sometimes, makes you softer and gentler and kinder as you realize how fragile we all are, helps you forgive because life is just too short to hold grudges.  Helps you be more tender with the precious people you've got left. 

There's this very strange thing in our society that says we're supposed to get over things quickly.  Take a few days off, then get back to work.  There was a time when we were wiser: when people wore black, then dark grey, then lighter grey, as the months went on after a death in the family.  Everybody knew you were grieving, knew to be kind and careful.  Sometimes I think we should issue lapel buttons at funerals that say "Caution: Grieving Person.  Handle with love and care." 

If this were two hundred years ago, I'd be wearing a black band around my hat for my children's grandmother, as a sign of respect for the passing of a distant family member.  Without such an outward reminder, I think I'll let that gravelly feeling under my skin serve as a reminder to me to love the people I love (I mean really love them) forgive and be patient and cut them some slack because life is hard, it's hard for everybody, and we all screw up and we all need to be forgiven.  Life is short.  Nobody's perfect.  I think I'll try to let grief remind me to be softer and more patient, today. 

Love to all

Chava Redonnet

October 12, 2005 

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6.  "Christian with a Twist" 

Here is a selection from our second major book of reflections, "Christian with a Twist: Reflections on Scripture that are a bit more inclusive, a bit more relevant, and with a bit of a bite," by the late William Gaston. 

"Christian with a Twist" is available for $19.95 each, $14.95 each for six or more copies, plus shipping and handling.  You can read more about it and order it at http://www.chirhopress.com/products/product_details/BookRevChristianWithATwist.htm   

As the subtitle suggests, Bill's writing has a bit of a bite, and we believe you will enjoy his sharp, but loving take on Scripture, life, and faith. 

Here is a selection entitled "A Healing Touch" from the Ordinary Time section of "Christian with a Twist." 

Please read Mark 5:24b-34 

Sometimes it is not the disease itself that is so hard to deal with but rather all you have to go through while dealing with itHMOs, referrals, formularies, preferred providers, income limits, billing, side effects known and expected and not common but always possibleThen there are hours spent in waiting rooms, tests you must fast for but that they are never quick about, appointments that are hard to make and harder to keep. 

I thank God that I have not had all of the above problems and only had them occasionallySome have constantly had them all and moreIt has probably helped me that cancer is a disease that elicits support, sympathy, and fundingIt has not always been that wayIt is still often not that way with AIDS, and I will bet it was not in Jesus' time for women with "an issue of blood" as the King James Bible puts itCome to think of it, sometimes in our own time women with diseases or other hardships are said to have "issues."  We have not come such a long way, have we, baby? 

But in all times, faith helpsIt may not cure youWe are not told that Jesus cured everyoneAll diseases are not curable, some probably never will be, and new diseases seem to appear as quickly as cures are found. 

Meanwhile faith makes way for healing, and healing gives you the strength to fight for a cure until you either find one or no longer need itHealing gives you the courage to reach out for help, to ask a friend to drive you to an appointment, to feed you when you do not have the strength, or maybe just to hold you. 

Healing reminds you that you will still be loved when you mess the bed or the car seat with blood, vomit, or something elseIt is amazing what a little water or a little touch can doJesus offered both, so can we. 

The other day a doctor asked me why I keep participating in clinical trials I told him I thrive on the attentionThey do set one apart from the crowdAs impersonal as pharmaceutical companies can be, somewhere between the factory and the chemo chair humanity steps inSometimes Jesus wears a lab coat or scrubs or white slacks and a flowered smockSometimes you have just got to reach out and touch. 

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7.  Sanctoral Cycle 

As a regular feature in the Chi Rho Connection, we are offering up traditional saints listed in the 2005 Liturgical Calendar and Lectionary from today until our next scheduled electronic newsletter. 

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Sat., Oct. 15, St. Teresa of Avila.  Obedience to our confessors:  "After all, I die a child of the church."  These words spoken by St. Teresa teach us the lesson of her life:  to trust in humble childlike obedience our spiritual guides as the surest means of staying on the correct path to heaven. 

Sun., Oct. 16, St. Hedwig.  Assisting at church:  "How can I repay the Lord for all this goodness to me?  I will lift up the cup of salvation and call on the name of the Lord.  I will fulfill my vows to the Lord in the presence of all God's people" (Psalm 116:12-14). 

Mon., Oct. 17, St. Margaret Mary Alacoque.  Devotion to the Sacred Heart:  Love for the Sacred Heart of Jesus especially honors the Incarnation, and soon makes the soul grow in humbleness and generosity, in patience and union with the object of its love. 

Tues., Oct. 18, St. Helen.  Joy in sacrifice:  If children of the past could face and bear torture and death with joy and praise of God, can we begrudge the slight hardships God asks us to bear?  "But rejoice that you participate in the sufferings of Christ, so that you may be overjoyed when His glory is revealed" (1 Peter 4:13). 

Wed., Oct. 19, St. Peter of Alcantara.  There is power in penance:  "The trouble is that we all talk about reforming others without ever reforming ourselves," St. Peter of Alcantara.  "Here is a trustworthy saying, if we died with Christ, we will also live with him; if we endure, we will also reign with him, he will also disown us, if we are faithless, he will remain faithful, for he cannot disown himself" (2 Timothy 2:11-13). 

Thurs., Oct. 20, St. John of Kanti.  Simplicity:  If people order all of their affairs according to the will of God, without asking or caring what others may think, they are often thought to be simple and stupid.  But in the end they win the respect and trust of the world itself and God's approval and peace.  "Have you considered my servant Job?  There is no one on earth like him: he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns evil" (Job 1:8). 

Fri., Oct. 21, St. Hilarion.  Charity towards all:  Austerity is not the distinguishing mark of God's saints.  They were saints because they made their austerity a means of uniting themselves with Christ, and forming themselves according to his lowliness and charity.  No work is good unless it makes us grow in love for God and our fellow person. 

Sat., Oct. 22, St. Caesarius of Arles.  Little sins:  We need to be reminded that small sins, little lies, are nevertheless sins, an offense to God, and a stumbling block to us.  These are the daily imperfections that clog the free workings of the soul. 

Sun., Oct. 23, St. Theodoret.  Fear of God's judgments:  St. Philip Neri said often that those who do not go to Hell in spirit are often very likely to go there in reality.  Take care then to meditate and be afraid of God's judgments.  You will learn to love God better by thinking about the miseries of those who do not love God. 

Mon., Oct. 24, St. Louis Bertrand.  The judgment:  The saints fasted, toiled, and wept for love of God; but they were not free from the fear of being eternally lost.  How shall we with our self-indulgent lives and unexamined consciences, face the judgment seat of Christ?  "Alas!  I know not on which side the sentence of my Judge will place me," St. Louis Bertrand. 

Tues., Oct. 25, St. John of Beverly.  Teaching:  Some people are religiously deaf and dumb:  by your open heart, mind, and purse you open their ears and unloose their tongues.  "Discipline your son, and he will give you peace; he will bring delight to your soul" (Proverbs 29:17). 

Wed., Oct. 26, St. Malchus.  Fidelity:  There can be no peace except in the fidelity to grace.  If we run from the burdens God places on us, we will find others that are heavier.  If we are to retain our peace, we must return to God by way of the cross.  "But they who stand firm to the end will be saved" (Matthew 24:13). 

Thurs., Oct. 27, St. Eustochium.  Sacrifice:  St. Eustochium teaches us to hold the honors and riches of the world that are available to us at their true worth, keeping our hearts for ever fixed upon the eternal joys.  "In the same way, any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple" (Luke 14:33). 

Fri., Oct. 28, St. Jude Thaddeus (Patron saint: desperate causes).  Be brave:  We are called to be apostles by baptism and we have, when the opportunity presents itself, an obligation to put our faith forth, not only to those who have never heard of Christ, but to other Christians who are outside of the church's unity.  To do this properly, we must be brave and know our savior well. 

Sat., Oct. 29, St. Narcissus.  Trust in God:  St. Narcissus teaches us to do God's work in God's name and commit the result to God.  God never fails those who trust in God.  God guides us through darkness and through trials both gently and surely to the end and in the evening time, we see God's light. 

Sun., Oct. 30, St. Alphonsus Rodriguez.  The least:  Everyone praises humility, but only very good people love to be humbled.  Learn from St. Alphonsus to prefer always the lowest and least place as the only one fitted for yourself.  "Then Jesus said to them, 'Whoever welcomes this little child in my name welcomes me and whoever welcomes me welcomes the one who sent me.  For they who are least among you all – they are the greatest'" (Luke 9:48). 

Mon., Oct. 31, St. Bademus.  Fear:  There can be no peace or happiness except in the service of God; those who desert this blessed service open the floodgates of misery.  "What benefit did you reap at that time from the things you are now ashamed of?  Those things result in death!" (Romans 6:21). 

Tues., Nov. 1, All Saints Day.  Remembrance of the dead:  The feast celebrated today is one of the greatest of the church's festivals.  "Let us turn to the martyrs and saints and call upon them to be our protectors not only on their festivals but at other times; for they can be bolder of speech in death than when they lived, since they now bear in their bodies the marks of Jesus Christ, " St. John Chrysostom. 

Diversity Date: November is Native American Heritage Month.

November is also National Diabetes Awareness Month. 

Wed., Nov. 2, St. Martin de Porres (Patron saint: beauticians, African Americans, racial harmony).  Charity and kindness:  St. Martin is the first of the African American saints.  The example of Martin's life is ample evidence that we can strive for holiness and salvation as Christ Jesus has shown us: first, by loving God "with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind; and second, by loving your neighbor as yourself." 

Diversity Date: November 2 is All Souls Day 

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8.  Adam's Last Word 

Order the new 2006 Liturgical Calendar on line. 

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Gracia y paz,

R. Adam DeBaugh, Director, Adam@ChiRhoPress.com.

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